☎️ Top 10 Reasons You're Calling the Real Estate Suicide Hotline™(Sponsored by WTFaak.com)
1. You’ve been molisted... by the housing market.2. You still can’t open the damn lockbox.3. You’re late paying rent... on your parents’ basement suite.4. You accidentally wore the same blazer 5 days in a row.5. Your last “client” was just someone’s weird uncle who wanted to see a bidet.6. You got outbid by a 22-year-old influencer who pays in crypto.7. You hosted an open house and only your ex showed up.8. Your latest listing is haunted, by your self-doubt, three raccoons, and the ghost of a failed pre-approval.9. Your marketing budget is $8 and a Canva free trial.
And somehow even that’s overdrawn.10. You finally got an offer... and it was a lowball written in crayon.